A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Justin Bieber got laid

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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