- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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