What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Knock, knock. Come in.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What's 9 + 10 19

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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