There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

30cm = 0,3meters

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Students, please find the surface integral.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

potatoes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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