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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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