A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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There's my tractor.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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