Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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captcha: all yer base

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

hey John will you make some copies

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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