what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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