What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Donkey lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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