This is not a joke

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Nickelback

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Where's my baby??

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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