- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Colby Michael Schluter

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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