What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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