what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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