- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

what's worst than being gay? being black

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Im black

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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