- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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