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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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