- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

what do u call a apple a apple

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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