- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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