Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Women Sports.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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