yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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WEED!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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