How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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