Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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