- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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