Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Mark Wilson

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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