Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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