What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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