What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Im black

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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hi

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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