How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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knock knock come in!

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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