- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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