"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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