This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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