The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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He walked in a bar

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Where do you live? In a house

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Elizabeth Warren

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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