What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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crap!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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You're welcome!

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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