A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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PENIS

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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speech and debate.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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