What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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