- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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