- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

i am and me is i

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Cripples are lame.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Butt poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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