What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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The Christian Bible.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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