- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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