Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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The Christian Bible.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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