- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Two guys walk into a bar.

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