- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Has u seen my grammar?

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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