- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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