What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Nuneaton..

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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what happens every day? People die

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Top Gear USA

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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