why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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