Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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