- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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