- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

boobs.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

racism...deal with it!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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