What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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