Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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